Pubic Hair of the Cranium

A term used to decribe the Jonas Brothers' hairstyle, which resembles pubic hair sprouting out of the scalp.

Emily: Nick Jonas totally has pubic hair of the cranium.

Tessa: Don't forget Kevin, too. But not Joe.

Emily: Oh no. He's got more of an Ellen DeGeneres hairdo going on.

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RED CUNT HAIR

A unit of measurement favored by old-school southern carpenters and general contractors.

CARPENTER 1:"Say fella...would you step back n' take a look at
n'see how this door fits?"

CARPENTER 2:"Hmmm...'bout a coupla RED CUNT HAIRS off the
bottom oughta' do it.Break out the sander."

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Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.

"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."

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pubic hair tumbleweed

When you haven't cleaned your bathroom in so long that if there is a slight breeze pubic hair rolls across your floor.

It's so gross in my bathroom that there's pubic hair tumbleweed.

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baldy long hair

Hair style usualy associated with ageing rockers,
whereby the lack of hair on the top of the head is compensated for by a long growth of hair which usualy starts just above the ear.

Dave Hill (Slade), Michael Bolton and Francis Rossi (Status Quo) are all baldy long hairs

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Big Hair Friday

It's Casual Friday to the next level, where people come to work without fixing their bed hair.

Joe: "Whoa, what's with your hair, dude? Rough night, last night?"

Bob: "Didn't you get the memo? It's Big Hair Friday!"

Joe: "Gee, I can't believe I forgot it's BHF!"

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fair-haired child

A person or thing looked upon with respect and admiration due to its valued qualities.

Wikipedia is the fair-haired child of the internet.

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