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*vinyl scratch sound*
YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO
*car crash sound*
>102.3
>*elephant sound*
>REAL ROCK FM
*explosion*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT ROCK, ROCK, AND MORE ROCK
*glass shattering sound*
*police siren*
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*imagine dragons - radioactive starts playing*
>*song ends and commercial starts*
>”Tickets for five finger death punch, Metallica, shinedown, disturbed, papa roach, godsmack, and Red Hot Chili Peppers at johns campground in imlay city at the 12th annual 102.3 rock fest the June 29 - July 6 tickets on sale now! presented by monster energy, Gibson guitars, and Dave’s pizza and wings “making American food since 1972”. The next caller will be getting tickets! In later news Ohio man found dead after smoking poison ivy after thinking it was marijana. Another friend was hospitalized but survived. My thoughts are with the family but my goodness is that a stupid way to die. Next up five finger death punch the pride on 102.3 real rock fm!”
>*the pride (radio edit) - five finger death punch plays.*
>”this july 4th weekend!”
>*sound of dirt bikes jumping, monster trucks crushing cars, and boat engines starting*
>*ac/dc back in black starts playing*
>”experience the Motorsport events of the year!”
>*firework noises*
>”monster truck races June 30th to July 3rd! Boat races to July 1st to July 3rd! And motocross raced from June 29th to July 2nd!”
>*more vehicle noises*
>”tickets on sale now!”
102.3 real rock fm!
Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.
Example:
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!
Andrew: We’ll see ;)
An unqualified individual who thru what seems like sheer magic manages to get themselves a job at a real estate company. Have they ever sold real estate? no, have they ever done mortgages? no, have they ever done closings? no. Their only skill is simply to be able to spot companies with weak leadership who allow them to collect a salary for doing absolutely nothing of meaning or tangible value for the organizations they represent.
Uber Driver: If you need any help with your Real Estate needs I can point you in the right direction, I just do this for fun, I'm actually a Real Estate Business Developer for a Real Estate company.
Passenger: So you sell real estate?
Uber Driver: Nah, I just watch tik toks and make posts in social media with quotes I find about authenticity, power and confidence.
Passenger: You missed my stop
A BITCH ASS MF who SUCKS and HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING RIGHT. He was an ASS to my boyfriend and he SUPPORTS AUTISM SPEAKS. He also probably hates women and gay people let’s be honest. If you find this man attractive 1. How? He literally has no redeeming qualities, nor is he hot in any sense whatsoever. 2. STOP IT. Also if you ship SouShin that is disgusting please never have a romantic relationship with anyone…. Midori is a pathetic rat tail man who pisses himself often.
Fuck Midori.
Valentine: MIDORI / THE REAL SOU HIYORI IS A BITCH
Mickey: I AGREE
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this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school
the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!
not talking to other niggas OR bitches and is focused on you and check .
Damn I need a bitch on some real shit bruh
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