ball pot wank

Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.

Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.

4👍 4👎

Ass-Fistey Wank

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

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Sad wank

when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets

Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job

1👍 8👎

Post Wank Hands

The state your hands are in after a wank

Post Wank Hands

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risky posh wank

Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found

"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly

3👍 3👎

Fish-Tank Wank

When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.

I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!

Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.

Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!

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bum chin wank

you get your nasty girlfriend and stuff her in the butt, then proceed to use your shit-laden corn piece to have it away with her massively large chin bum until u cum all over her hidious face.

"oh man, that ugly bitch caroline gave me such a relentless bum chin wank i discharged all over the fucking show"

6👍 10👎