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A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.
"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."
When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.
Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed
The art of carrying more then six hotdogs
I noticed my coworker leaving the cafeteria pirate wheeling towards the office
A penis that is crooked or bent in an in even way.
Wow Morgan really has a small pirate hook
A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.