Put Some Sun On That Tongue

Oral sex (One of the few times your tongue sees daylight)

My pussies wet and you need to put some sun on that tongue!

You can’t put a pickle on an elephant

Something impossible/ something really weird

“I think she’s a right weirdo”
“You know what they say ; you can’t put a pickle on an elephant !”

Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

Put you down

1. give (someone) facts or information; tell.
2. give an essential or formative principle or quality to.

ORIGIN: ATLANTA, GA

Example: "Let me 'put you down' - PUBLIX has the best subs ever!"
"Thanks! how'd you know that?..."
"POSTERBOY put me down"

putting it in their life

Completely defeating, beating, overtaking, or any other positive things that you do to the opposing team/person in a game or in real-life.

Me: Hey did you see what I did to the enemy team?
Billy: No, what did you do?
Me: I was putting it in their life!
Billy: Dude no way! You beat them that bad?
Me: Yup.

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

Put a duvet on it

When a floater doesn't flush away and you don't have time for a second flush so you cover it with toilet paper and tuck it in for the night or until the next person flushes.

"Why won't you sink? I don't have time for this. I'll put a duvet on it.