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A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
X: she's the one for me
Y: Why is that?
X: The ring fucking fit.
Y: You mean blind ringing
When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.
I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!
Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose
Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring
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The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.