Slovenia Rules

A set of rules that one can choose to use when playing soccer. When playing by Slovenia Rules you may use your hands, grab your opponent, punch your opponent, stab your opponent, and pretty much do anything that is not allowed by the regular set of soccer rules. Also, under Slovenia Rules you may call back a goal that your opponent has made for no reason whatsoever.

Player 1-"Hey that guy just picked up the ball and threw it into the goal"
Player 2-"They must be playing by Slovenia Rules"

Player 1-"GOOOOAAAALL!!!"
Player 2-"No, we're calling it back"
Player 1-"What?!? Why?!?"
Player 2-"Slovenia Rules dude"

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Rule 18

If you are reading this rule and you don't own the device that you are reading it on, you will be hit by the owner in any form or fashion that they choose.

Sam: Dude check out this rule
Jimmy: Hey! That's my phone!
Jimmy: Rule 18 (Hit)
Sam: Damn It

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rule 2

forum based terminology, first used on .org forum by iffylad, 21/06/09, on the infamous 'next doors daughter just saw my cock' thread.

'rule 2' - to supply the subject featured in 'rule 1' with a link to the thread about them.

"i just rule 2'd her"

hi there, your next door neighbour says that you caught a glimpse of his cock. he has posted a thread about it with lots of pictures of yourself and friends, going into detail about how much he would love to slot you. here is a link to the particular thread...

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Rules of Thumb

The three simple rules Valves' art staff used for creating the box art of the game Left4Dead.

The Rules of Thumb are:

1) There should be a hand in it somehow

2) The hand should have a thumb bitten off, so customers would look at the four fingers remaining on the hand and think, "Hey, four."

3) Under no circumstances would they use Photoshop. L4D is a visceral experience, and its box art deserved the same approach.

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Rule 30

Rule 30 : TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

Usually used on board websites, when a girl posts a picture of herself she has to options they are post a picture of her tits with a time stamp or gtfo.
Simple

How rule 30 works:
*girl post picture of herself*
Anon: Tits or GTFO

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Rule of Three

A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)

Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."

Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."

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Rule 46

Rule 46 Clearly States That, The Only Rules That Matter are, 34, 35, 36, 38, 42, 46 and 88.

Bob: "DUDE!? None Of These Fuckin Rules Make ANY Sence!"
Steve: "Well Duh, Rule 46 States That the Only Rules That Matter are 34, 35, 36, 38, 46 and 88..."

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