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Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.
I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .
The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.
A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual
“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”
A cocktail consisting of
• Vodka
• Water
Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later
When a masseuse provides a Happy Ending with a titjob, instead of the more common handjob.
Bro, I had the greatest spa experience yesterday. The masseuse had huge knockers, put some nice smelling oil on 'em, and gave me a Russian Finish. Best hour of massage in my life.
When a man shits in a bucket then dumps the bucket over his head
I just took a “ Russian Shart Shower” it was so smelly
the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis
hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis