When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"
"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"
A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
The act of placing a testicle on each of your partner's eyes and receiving a rim job whislt masturbating. NOT to be confused with the Arabian Sandstorm.
Tonight's my birthday so Rachel has agreed to partake in a Russian Castle with me!
When you finish on a girl's forehead/ bridge of her nose, and then black both of her eyes
I gave that chick a Russian oreo
When a male gets naked & immediately puts you in a full Nelson
Shut up lil bro before I put you in the Russian headlock
A man called Ricky who just got married to a unicorn
Do you see that Russian chicken with the spot on his head
The Russian Rebelion is performed by funneling a pint of vodka in both of your ass's and proceed to fuck her in the ass while simultaneously self fucking with the empty bottle
I met this Russian girl and she wouldn't stop talking about wanting to do "The Russian Rebelion". best night of my life!