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Trimming your pubic hair
just got done trimming down south.
A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1
the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?
yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right
When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
"I hear if you tip $10, the chick at the ice cream shop will give you a South Pole Surprise."
When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.
Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...
"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"
Going down on your girl and brushing your teeth with her pubic hair.
Damn my girl gave me a Deep South Cleaning and I'm still plucking hairs outta my teeth
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When a person shits in a Vuvuzela, then blows and shoots it onto someone’s chest.
Mary wanted to get spicy on Friday night, so I gave her a South African Mortar.
South Park is an American Sitcom television show created in 1997, the hit television show was created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The main characters are Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick. The show is mostly taken place in a town called South Park, Colorado.
Some Bro: Dude, have you seen the new South Park episode! Another Bro: Nah bro I’m a fan of the Simpsons