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When your banging a girl missionary style and she wraps her legs around you before you cum, This is much different than the north alaskan bear trap.
She gave me the South Alaskan Bear Trap yesterday, i just about knocked her ass out.
south saint paul is one of the worse schools fights happen everyday we have like 3 cops in every lunch it’s filled of a bunch of homophobic racist kids with so self respect
another fight at south saint paul schools
yea dude it was about a girl saying her name
A name for person who is a imbread hillbilly
That guy is a south eye joe
probably one of the whitest schools on li. even though there's literal token black and hispanic kids, there is still a diverse population. rich white kids (eastport), poor white kids (mastic), gay white kids, tall white kids, short white kids. recently, the school was on news 12 twice for a policeman leaving his gun in a bathroom stall and a vice principal watching porn in a classroom. the admins are more worried about looks and damage control than actually helping the students and teachers, there is NO communication between the students and admin at the very least. the jshs looks poor, since the lunch food is ass and there's been water leaking out from the ceilings since forever. the principal knows that there are bad teachers, and still does jack shit about them. there was a bullshit rule added, which forces you to have your ID to get to lunch. I've gotten in there without needing to scan, and on those days a bunch of other people didn't need to scan, and nothing was different. the security guards are assholes, one has a fucking gun on her but clearly that shouldn't be allowed because of that police officer but whatever. one time a teacher got so mad about us not shutting up so he told us about the time whe. he watched his friend got murdered. that should paint a picture about some of the teachers who are allowed to work here. don't get me wrong, there are some genuinely really good teachers but still.
kid: this teacher at eastport south manor teaches a science class yet teaches in a very horrible manner for students who are not nerds. can you do something about him?
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes
eastport south manor is probably one of the whitest schools on li. even though there's literal token black and hispanic kids, there is still a diverse population. rich white kids (eastport), poor white kids (mastic), gay white kids, tall white kids, short white kids. recently, the school was on news 12 twice for a policeman leaving his gun in a bathroom stall and a vice principal watching porn in a classroom. the admins are more worried about looks and damage control than actually helping the students and teachers, there is NO communication between the students and admin at the very least. the jshs looks poor, since the lunch food is ass and there's been water leaking out from the ceilings since forever. the principal knows that there are bad teachers, and still does jack shit about them. there was a bullshit rule added, which forces you to have your ID to get to lunch. I've gotten in there without needing to scan, and on those days a bunch of other people didn't need to scan, and nothing was different. the security guards are assholes, one has a fucking gun on her but clearly that shouldn't be allowed because of that police officer but whatever. one time a teacher got so mad about us not shutting up so he told us about the time whe. he watched his friend got murdered. that should paint a picture about some of the teachers who are allowed to work here. don't get me wrong, there are some genuinely really good teachers but still.
kid: this teacher at eastport south manor teaches a science class yet teaches in a very horrible manner for students who are not nerds. can you do something about him?
principal: fuck you he needs a job, no.
kid: you're allowing a teacher that gives average kids shit grades to work here because... how else is he gonna get money?
principal: yes
As George Carlin put it, the South would be exactly like the 12th century, except barbarians didn't have guns or technology. Otherwise, the South would absolutely be like the 12th century to this day, which makes it a strange mix of old and new shit.
The South is like stepping backwards in time and forwards in time at the same time, instead of just forward. That makes it different than other parts of the country, it does.
A "Syd jyde”/"South Jutlander" is a person, who without a doubt, has no sense of geography. This person lives in a not existing place in Denmark. If you meet one, don’t be afraid. They are really friendly; they just have a big problem by understanding the difference between fantasy and real life.
If you want to help them, you should tell them about a lovely little place called "Sønderjylland"/ "Southern Jutland". This is a place where they can live, knowing exactly where they are, and who they are.
You can talk about being a "South Jutlander" when you start imagining things, and start talking to much about your dreams. Use the expression: "Stop imagining things, you are such a "South Jutlander"!
"South Jutlander" is a synonym for "day dreamer".
South Jutlander: "Oh! See there is a flying cow, with pink stripes on it!! Wahu!"
Normal person: "Stop imagining! You really ARE a South jutlander... Could you just stop dreaming for a moment?"
South Jutlander: "But it is really there!!"
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