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A small liberal arts university in which most of the population are either theater nuts or music obsessed weirdos. At any given moment you can be walking down the "way to small campus" and see one of the ugliest people you've ever met. Everyone is vanilla, as plain as can be, and as soon as normal students step foot on campus, they immediately regret their decision for attending. 75% of the people attend because they enjoy the arts and sitting inside a dark room all day. The other 25% are athletes who had desires to play DI athletics but had to settle for the diminished IWU DIII competition. The Worst School in Illinois, and located in The Worst Town.
John- "Hey, Doesn't Zach attend Illinois Wesleyan University?"
Alicia- "Yeah of course. He says it was the worst choice of his life and he would rather be attacked by a Great White Shark!"
John- "Oh, well at least he's saving 20K for playing sports.."
Alicia- "Thats the only positive, that school literally sucks."
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A small school in the middle of no where which means we know how to get FUCKING TRASHED!!!!! Besides parting SLU also knows how to prepare students for the real world. While the cost of attendance is extremely high they are very generous with financial aid and scholarship. Don't be confused there are still hella rich white kid from the New England Area.
I just got accepted to St. Lawrence University I can't wait to party every weekend and do well in school.
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ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school
John: "I got into Arizona State University."
Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."
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New name for NGCSU.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.
When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.
Him: I just got the news, WestPoint didn't accept me.
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...
The single point (singularity), in the infinite empty dark void, 'Chaos' from which came The Big Bang; also whence the finite universe (a hyper-massive galaxy cluster, in Chaos) was born and spread.
'Some say that The Big Bang created a blackhole at the centre of the finite universe, which all the galaxies inside it orbit.'
The reason rose quartz/pink diamond is now steven
Greg used the ol universe charm to make rose fall in love with him then have sex so rose could become steven
Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.
By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.