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SLUT MACHINE = a slut or a whore who can take an oral, vaginal, or anal pounding for hours and hours not needing a break.
s/he took that dick like a champ for hours; s/he's a real slut machine.
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In 2011, a Toronto police officer named Michael Sanguinetti suggested that to remain safe from sexual assault, "women should avoid dressing like sluts." This logic is akin to "If you don't want to get robbed, you probably should not walk around bare-assed with $100 bills taped to your tits." or "If you don't want your car stolen, then don't keep your keys in the ignition, stupid!" It's common sense that with every crime, comes preventative measures to avoid foolish risks.... except, of course, when it comes "Womyn's" issues. Since feminists are known to get butthurt over any suggestion that a woman should take ANY responsibility for her own actions in ANY situation EVER, they predictably responded to Sanquinetti's logical (yet sexist... obviously) remark with a protest known as Slut Walk.
Slut Walks consist of mostly unattractive, usually androgynous, always sexually ambiguous collegiate sufferers of first-world problems that dress in boner-inducing clothing for the purpose of, you know.... respect and to be taken seriously. Slut Walks are the epitome of irony, since most participants are "wimmin" who most self-respecting men would not want to fuck in the first place, let alone take the time, effort, and risk of prison to rape them.
The greatest example of Slut Walk's fail and hypocrisy occurred in Brasilia around May 2012. During the course of this Slut Walk called "Marcha Da Vadias," when thousands of "proud sluts" were walking around half-naked (and in some cases exposing their funbags and vagoos,) a male had the audacity to do the exact same fucking thing and expose himself. Take note that this man DID NOT approach or assault anyone at any time when his dick was popping out through his zipper, but OF COURSE the protesters responded with monkey shit-fits and literally trying to physically harm this purveyor of justice and equal rights.
So, the moral of the story is that any "possessor of the cunt" has the privilege of breaking every decency law in the book without being oggled at or appropriately called a "slut" by her patriarchal oppressors, but any penis-wielder better keep his clothes on (out of shame and modesty) or one of these "warriors of equal rights" will either kill you, or castrate you, or kill you then castrate you, or castrate you then kill you... then claim "almost raped."
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A skanky girl who hangs around bars looking for someone to get lucky with.
The bar slut did it with the bartender behind the counter.
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Tattoo found on the belt line of female, either in front above the groin or behind above the ass. Usually only partly visible when the mid section is uncovered.
Did you see the slut patch she got?
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A girl that works at Pizza Hut who gets fucked a lot by different men.
Employee: Let me stuff your crust, Pizza Slut.
Pizza Slut: Ok!
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Synonymous, somewhat so, with tramp stamp and slut stamp. It is the tattoo, often seen as a butterfly, in the lower back portion of young women and some gay men. Usually only seen on those who find themselves to be and actually are, somewhat so, attractive.
When going bowling at a local alley, if you watch the trash around you closely, you will see many sluts, or tramps, identified most easily by the tag of their kind, the slut sticker, although this is by no means the only way of recognizing an easy score, it is often the quickest.
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This is the phrase given to a female or group of females (originating from the falmouth area) who participate in sexual activities with strangers on a frequent basis. predatorial creatures who usually attack in large numbers.
"man there is no nice girls around and im well horny, lets just go and get some falmouth sluts!"
Jenna, jess, leonie and bekkie are fucking falmouth sluts! they'll do anything.
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