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Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny
another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically
A short in stature robust man with a tiny cock. More like to want to suck the skin off a mans cock that to hold hands with a women. Love a good meal and would take one oVer a women’s vagina any day of the week and twice on Sunday. A true believer in the power of love this guy loves love. He once said if he could be reincarnated he would want to be Cupid over in the fire island pines this guys lives cock and witches all cum shots were directed at his face.
Gentle mike took 5 massive loads and was begging for more.
A clean low mile mustang because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
Mikes mustang is clean and has low mileage because it has been in the shop it's whole life waiting for repairs
Mr. Jobs.
Awesome mechanic, kisser, cook and trivia whiz.
Mike McRae saved my ass today when i broke a pencil off inside a cylinder.
A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
Dat kid who swiped up on Bianca’s yolo, dat kid who always cappin, dat kid who always fucking 6’2’’, dat mf who beats his wife/wives/children.
Bro Mike B seriously cappin
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo