a true ascension from jesus himself, born with unspoken amounts of rizz and a ballsack full of jizz.
person 1: didnt oyu used to have bitches?
person 2: nah Noah took all of them.
arse so fat its bigger than a nuke it will explode ur face becuase you are deffos gay
He is a hacker
Noah*hacks screen*
Noah types Big boobies on your account
Girl1:omg Noah somebody text that
Noah: stop being sus
Noah is a great weird asf dude all the girls cry over! He can be a Kevin used in Karan a lot but that’s ok mate!
GAY, with curly hair, what a suprise.
Ollie: He has curly hair and his sexuality is aligned to the male gender, usually, *wink wink*
Branson: He must be a Noah
Dam the coolest and hottest guy you’ve ever seen, and his gf is the sexiest person ever.
Look at that sexy guy, his name must be Noah.