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When a man has intercourse with a woman with a butt plug in, ejaculates in her, pulls the butt plug from her, then puts the butt plug in her vagina
"The other night the missus and I were having trouble keeping the cum in, so we tried the Cream Plug"
Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.
I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.
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A doctor or shrink that will write up a prescription for pretty much anything over the tiniest "medical problem". Basically a medical professional turned "legal" drug plug.
Tom: I stubbed my little toe, I bet Dr. Plug will write me up a prescription for Xanax.
Dr Plug: Here you go mate.
Juliet: Oh shit its' finals week, better hit up Dr. Plug and feign ADHD to get myself some good old Adderall.
Dr. Plug: Here are 30 30mg Adderall pills, I'll up the dosage when you feel normal again.
When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit
This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her
When you take your babies pacifier and shove it inside your cock, masturbate, bust a nut, and put the pacifier back in your babies mouth.
"Really Carlos your using Edwardo's pacifier for your cock plug again...?"