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The Cracked Voice

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

by twenty-seven December 17, 2010

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crack-a-lackin'

A very white man who knows his shit.

How'd you do on that test?

I was crack-a-lackin' that shit!!

by Owen k November 19, 2005

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Digital Crack

A website (digital-crack.net) run by crazed individuals, named for two elements crucial to any website: digital, and addictive, or crack.

"Dude, that site is like digital crack. You get on and you can't stop."

by Blah Doinks November 24, 2004

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cracked out

The condition in which your eyes are so red it looks like you just smoked a fat crack rock.

Your eyes are so cracked out they look like they're bleeding.

by wong August 26, 2003

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The Crack Head

A sad excuse for a human, likes to harm small animals and burn things

by SuperDuck January 19, 2003

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crack the whip

slapping a girl in the face after she sucks your cock

I had to crack the whip on your sister.She loves the cock.

by doyle November 22, 2003

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Hillbilly Crack

Pills

Dude I need some hillbilly crack to get hella fucked up on. Do you have any Hydrocodone, Xanax, Adderall?

by Billytheking September 26, 2009

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