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An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.
Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.
Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.
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an add on to i dont give a fuck
i dont give a flying fiddlers fuck if its bad week i want sex
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It is a person giving a Dutch Rudder. Instead of regularly doing a dutch rudder, u jump up and down, giving more power, and also looking like you are flying.
Wow, he wwas doing the Flying Dutch Man!!
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What Mike Pence turns into after a fly lands on his head during VP debates
repressed stuck-up Christian Mike Pence—JC Penney catalog-idea of almost-handsome—debated Kamala Harris and had a house fly land on his head. When the fly's regurgitation interacted with Pence's hairspray he instantly transformed into Fly Girl Pence; filed for divorce from Karen; and admitted being in a long-term affair with a fella named Eduardo.
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where during sex, a girl bends over and gets a cactus shoved up her ass
Dustin: *while humping away* Loany, do you want to Fly Away To Narnia?
Loany: Sure, do it fast
Dustin: *grabs cactus
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The light-medium blue color of old porch ceilings (before air-conditioning) said to keep flies from landing and depositing their tell-tale spots.
It was cool and peaceful on the porch, swinging, gazing up at the freshly coated fly-speck blue ceiling. I fuzzed my eyes and imagined clouds floating by.
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The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.
Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?
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