Turtle

An uncircumcised penis.

She does not like men with turtles.

Turtle

I’m doing good, quints are alright

A:how r u, do u like quints?
B:turtle

Turtle

A VSCO girls favorite animal

Is that a plastic straw?!?! *slaps plastic straw out of hand* Here you can use my metal one! Save the turtles!!! SKSKSKSK!!

Turtle

Official term for freshman in highschool hallways;

That group must be turtles because they clearly have no classes to get to!

turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.

turtles are noobier than llamas

Turtle

A person who has a defensive and protective façade and shell but a cute, sensitive inside.

Similar to watermelons.

I am a turtle. You think I'm tough but I cry alone a lot.

Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.