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Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.
- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"
When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.
I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom
Somebody like grammar nazi.
A person who uses proper units and their symbols with correct letter cases. Often one who believes proper units and their symbols should be used by everyone whenever possible, and also attempts to persuade or force others to use them properly. May be a type of OCD.
"I've just downloaded that 5 mb zip archive."
"I'm sure you mean 5 Mb or MB, not 5 milibits."
"Ah, you're unit nazi!"
The relaxing Unit, symbol rU, (pronounced: "are you" often with a slight pirate accent) is a derived unit of relaxation or well-deserved laziness/irresponsibility.
It is equal to;
1.) the amount of Netflix required to prompt the watcher(s), "Are you still watching?".
2.) the energy absorbed (relaxing done) when applying 1 each 24oz. Porterhouse Steak to ones mouth. Note: only meat can be used for this conversion (no veggies, rice, fruit) as the amount of work done by the consumed animal is stored in the meat as potential energy which now becomes useable energy by the human absorbing the meat.
3.) passing a direct electric current of 400 Amperes through one human hand for one second.
This unit was realized by the American, Sir Joshua Cook (1984-present), after the avid Netflix watcher/carnivore/basement tinkerer noticed a similar bust of energy throughout his body after experiencing all three of these events.
"I definitely scored 1 Relaxing Unit while my boss was on vacation."
"Sarah's BJ's, easily 2.5 rU's, I'll be good for a while."
A awesome Facebook group dedicated to conserving Hispanic culture. You should join the group! It's fun!
Yo! The Admin of Hispanics Be United is so hot! We should join!