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ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school
John: "I got into Arizona State University."
Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."
New name for NGCSU.
Where you go when you either can't get into UGA or Georgia Tech if you only want to mildly disappoint your parents.
When West Point says No and the Citadel is sixty-six thousand a year and unironically the Citadel.
Him: I just got the news, WestPoint didn't accept me.
Me: Have you heard of the University of North Georgia, the forgotten SMC?
Him: No. Do they have a football team or prominent alumni?
Me: No, and sort of. We' re like that one girl on Tinder who will message back, and isn't a scammer.
Him: Good enough for me...
A place that wants to be a university desperately but fails at every level. Set in a town far far away where everything closes and nothing is open. This place will do anything to lure you there. The weekends seem like a scene from 28 days later. People like football and Trump. If the taco bell (10 minutes away) wasn`t open sometimes, people will start killing each other.
I can`t remember if I was walking around Eastern Oregon University or watching the shining. I should`ve pinched myself.
Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is the second oldest university in Singapore and one of the most prestigious universities in Asia and on global metrics. The only thing she's better at than the National University of Singapore (NUS) is her engineering programs and students who aren't peeping toms.
By day, monkeys from the nearby jungle roam the halls stealing shoes and food from homeless undergraduates crying over useless ICC modules and unrelenting exams. By night, you can see students trying to bid for modules on a school website called STARS running on archaic digital infrastructure from a university that calls itself a technological university. Oh, you can also hear students having sex in their rooms.
Friend 1: Happy graduation bro! How was life like studying at Nanyang Technological University?
Friend 2: Thank you, brother. NTU was a very enriching experience and offered me an unparalleled education for my degree. I could have never asked for a better college.
Friend 1: Good to hear. I can't help but notice that you shaved your hair as well?
Friend 2: Oh no, my hair all fell out while trying to bid for classes on STARS.
The single point (singularity), in the infinite empty dark void, 'Chaos' from which came The Big Bang; also whence the finite universe (a hyper-massive galaxy cluster, in Chaos) was born and spread.
'Some say that The Big Bang created a blackhole at the centre of the finite universe, which all the galaxies inside it orbit.'
The “poshest” university in the world, located in the town of cirencester full of toffs who live off mummy and daddy’s money and simply drink the shite out of their livers. Leading over Harper Adams University which no one has ever heard of
“Rah, how many acres do you own” - over heard from most Royal Agriculture University
“Reva keen?”- every Royal Agriculture university on Mondays and Wednesdays
“Shall we go shooting?” - Typical Royal Agricultural University Students
The reason rose quartz/pink diamond is now steven
Greg used the ol universe charm to make rose fall in love with him then have sex so rose could become steven