Dude, how bored do you have to be to get to this level?
Pay attention in class instead of being on here
bruh /z.x,cmvnba's;dlfkgjhq\werptoyiu1=2-30495867 is crazy
A funny guy who makes everyone laugh, but gets into trouble alot. He cant help it but he tries to change his ways, he is very popular but still manages to lose friends due to his tendencies.
"I like Tristan W but he can be mean sometimes
Short for 'call other women'
Jake: I have to call a woman
Lara: But why?
Jake: For my big brother's wedding
Lara: Alright
Jake: She isn't picking my call!
Lara: So just C. O. W.
the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth
Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!