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When playing a game on a console and your stuck on a particular level, an feel you cant get any furthur, have an end of level wank and when you return, you should manage to complete that level effortlessly!
"Arghh! This bloody level is gettin'on my tits!!
I know, i'll have an End Of Level Wank. That'll help me complete it easy!!"
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Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''
''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''
''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''
''Bingo, flaccid sir''
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when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets
Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job
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The state your hands are in after a wank
Post Wank Hands
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Having a wank in an easily exposed area of getting caught whilst using a franga so no evidence is found
"When I was out at the supermarket I had the urge to crank out a risky posh wank in one of the isles , It was jolly
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When a man gets sexually aroused and 'horny' so he masturbates and when he cums he lets his seaman fly into the fish tank, killing the fish, but resolving his sexual fustration.
I had a wank last night and didn't want a huge mess all over the carpet so I did it in the fish tank!
Shit, i appear to have killed my fish.
Fish-Tank Wank's are the best!
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you get your nasty girlfriend and stuff her in the butt, then proceed to use your shit-laden corn piece to have it away with her massively large chin bum until u cum all over her hidious face.
"oh man, that ugly bitch caroline gave me such a relentless bum chin wank i discharged all over the fucking show"
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