World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.
Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse
Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.
when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground
sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods
A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:
Wood Man is pretty nice >:
Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing
I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood
The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood