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fuck wizard

A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.

Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.

by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018


kong fucking

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.

Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking

by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019


punk as fuck

Not giving a fuck...

Not giving a fuck if you are punk or not.

Not fucking caring what other people think.

Not giving a damn if you look punk or not.

Knowing that punk is an attitude...
not how you dress or do your hair,
not what kind of music you listen to,
not who you hang out with,
not how much you drink,
not what kind of drugs you do,
not if you sleep on the street or eat out of dumpsters,
not how many tattoos or piercings you have,
ITS A FUCKING ATTITUDE

That one girl didn't care that she was still in her work slacks and blouse, she still went to the Murder Junkies show not caring what kind of weird looks she got... that was punk as fuck, I think it made her more punk than the people who spent an hour putting up their hawks and chaos spikes.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

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*Fucking Dies*

when you fucking die retard

Person #1: *Fucking Dies*

by Oriating October 28, 2019

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Mind fuck

To experience a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general. Such an experience usually leaves the person stunned/speechless while he/she begins wrapping his/her mind around the new idea.

The movie Vanilla Sky was a total mind fuck. Now I don't even know if I'm actually living my own life. Man, my head hurts from thinking about it!

by Jessica November 29, 2004

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face fuck

Sliding your cock in and out of someone's mouth usually while holding their head still or moving it in opposition to the movement of your hips.

She didn't bob while she gobbled my knob so i face fucked her.

by gregssa February 7, 2004

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Fuck The Sun

A phrase that is used in England, specifically the Merseyside. The Sun ran a really shitty publication about the Hillsborough disaster on several occasions. So, Fuck The Sun.

Don't buy The Sun. They are all pricks. Fuck The Sun!

by YNWA_Reds December 26, 2017

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