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When the lubliest of cings gets their hands on a stray cat to give the moiniest lick of its life tru god
Liam gave out the lubliest anti clockwise licks
1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
U can lick their face arm any part of their body and they can’t get mad
National lick day! You have to lick at least 3 people for u to win
hot wangs that burns people's butt when they stick it up and it out of their mouthes. the afterburn is when u take the most painful shit ever!!!!
Joe: Heyy Bob My butt it hurts!!!!!!!
Bob: Probably from those Butt Lick Wangs!!!!!
when an English man wants to have a little lick.
I don’t know a lick of English.