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The art of putting a cupped hand into the trousers for oderiferous transfer of flatulence to an unsuspecting bed mate.
Damn it Vance! Did you have to hand fart me during my beauty slumber!!!!
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A barrage of flatulence on someones face and to them it feels as if there face is burning on a barbecue
After several hours of eating Mexican food, bob and john decide to hold Billy down and give him a Fart Barbecue.
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gaseous expulsion emanating from penis
A penis fart is incredibly rare and dangerous.
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involuntary expulsion of air from the front passage in females. Can occur during intercourse or inverted yoga postures
While doing the plough she accidentally did a fanny fart
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When you sit in a co-workers chair and fart with your butt pressed firmly into the seat, thus causing the odor to be trapped in the seat cushion. It's like planting a bomb but stinky.
Man 1: (sits down at his chair) Why do I smell a fart when there's nobody around me?
Man 2: I gave you a creeper fart like 20 minutes ago.
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A fart that precedes a bowel movement. It smells horrible and gives you a clue that a stinky turd is soon to follow.
One guy: "Aww jeez, who stunk up the room?!".
The other guy: "Uh oh, I think that was a WARNING FART", with a look of panic on his face as he runs off to the can to take a massive dump.
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The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
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