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Describes someone's abilities as inept.
Used in place of the expression, "fuck up a wet dream".
Bob is so stupid he would fuck up a free chicken dinner.
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When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.
Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
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That one friend that refuses to buy any game and ends up forcing the whole group to play some crap free game.
Usually he only can play on weekdays, due to the amount of homework his Asian parents are giving them
Person 1: Bro Asian Friend such a free game faggot, he only plays csgo, war thunder and fake fortnite.
Person 2: I wish he would just buy minecraft so he could play with us
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An evil school of which lowers childrens self esteem in ways of which are done by overload of homework, turning lunch into a lesson, and a creepy bald man walking around looking at people.
Never go to ark greenwich free school
It’s a challange for females. In this challange girls/women CANNOT masturbate for the whole month of february.
-Female version of NNN (no nut november)
Will you participate in FFF (Finger Free February)?
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An online radio station run by those who think anyone cares about their news of The Matrix Online. While useful for updates on information, the general feeling is that their on-air staff's main purpose is to make other people feel good for not being them.
"RFZ says something's going on."
"Really? I couldn't stand hearing their whiny voices so I turned it off already."
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1. a brilliant idea sang by lead singer freddie mercury of queen. can be used in so many different situations and real life applications. watch the music video for I want to break free by Queen, and you too will see how ingenious this message is!
"Oh my life is so routine, every morning I wake up and have endure the same old thing again and again!... oh...how I want to break free!"
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