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apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
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Creepy guys put this on tinder to to indicate that all they want is a free whore and they don't want to take a woman on dates or do anything nice for her they just want to use her like she's in a porn film.
Duuur I'm bald and a hambeast but Tinder rules state if I come on here I can get a free whore. I'm going to put "Here for a good time not a long time" in my bio. Huyuk!
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When you had a long day of doing stuff with the boys and you end the day off with a hot tub
Person 1: Yo man it’s been a long day
Person 2: nothing better than a hot tub after a long day
Person 1: you can say that again
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same as pity on your time, only much stronger
A: what do you think of my new shoes?
B: Pity on your time from a long time ago!!
A: Really? that good?
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How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
- Sun Tzu
Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"
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Just like the movie “The dark knight rises”
But instead you need to give people the L if not one day you will be on the receiving end of it
Hey man “you either give the L, Or live long enough to take the L“