Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl
Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?
Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .
To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.
See ya later, imma go play with my chair.
Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.
He/she was playing all sides.
Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.
What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.
To talk a lot of shit on everyone else while looking like a complete assholes, only to repeatedly come up short yourself.
Rex Ryan tells his team to play like a Jet.
A middle-aged Russian beautiful woman who shoots very well, can speak 4 languages or more. I mean she's incredible.
Josh: My sister-in-law is Playing Evelyn Salt
Larry: Really? How?
Josh: Now she's a cop!
A term for female masturbation
Since her boyfriend lives three hours away, Sally has become an expert at playing the skin banjo.