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Just as dangerous as regular Black Air Forces. If you see someone playing basketball or walking in creased white air forces avoid them at all costs
Guy 1. Woah that guy has Creased White Air Forces.
Guy 2. Let’s avoid him
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The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.
I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.
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A homeless Salvation Army Santa. Widely regarded as the upper crust of the homeless, thereby earning the princely designation.
I left Walmart, and promptly gave my loose change to a Bell Prince of Fresh Air.
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(n) The act of, upon going ass to mouth, unknowingly receiving an enormous shart(a homogeneous fart-shit hybrid) into one's mouth with such power that it forcibly expands the lungs, filling them with a foul, toxic, and intensely unpleasant concoction. This leaves the victim gasping for fresh air while simultaneously expelling the hot shart from their mouth onto the ass of the shart donor, making them look as though they do not know how to properly wipe their own ass.
Jimmy gave me such a bad Cleveland Hot Air Balloon the other day that I ralphed it back into his asshole and called the police.
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The smell of burning marijuana in the air
Detective Green said that he would forget about the Bob Marley Air Freshener if you give it up where the suspect went.
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A girl between the ages of 13 and 19 who only likes something because it's cute or 'hawt'. They are usually stupid too, and most likely vain.
Air headed teenage girl - OMG! I totally love this band!
Non air-headed girl - Oh, what do they sing?
Air headed teenage girl - I dunno, but the singer's HAWT!!!!
Non air-headed girl - You're such an air-head...
Air-head - What's an air-head?
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When something is so freaking funny, that you literally enunciate it this way
Guy 1:Did you see the guy who got kicked in the balls?
Guy 2: Yesss, that was like hill-air-i-us!!!