April 27

National send soapy titty pics day

Him: you should send soapy titty pics
Her: why
Him: because it’s april 27th
Her: oh ok

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26. april

International lick your fish and floor day. Lick your fish, lick your floor

Defined: lick your floor with your tounge "lick the floor"

Why you use "26. April" don't

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April 24th

national kiss anyone day. just kiss someone it doesn’t matter who it is. just say no homo after.

“Ayo it’s april 24th. imma kiss that girl”

“that’s my homie”

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April 13

The most stupid girl ever was born on this day... her name is Mia... ((me))

P1: Wassup Shawty
P2:Hey
P1:When is yo birthday..?
P2:April 13...
P1:May God be with you, you stupid lil girl

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april 17

national grab girls booty day
if you don’t grab it 5 times to the same girl in one day, you are gay.

hey it’s april 17 so turn around for 5 minutes please

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your lie in April

KIMI DA YOU KIMI NANDA YO, OSHIETE KURETAAAA

KURAYAMI MO HIKARU NARA, HOSHIZORA NI NARUUU
KANASHIMI WO EGAO NI, MOU KAKUSANAI DEEEE
KIRAMEKU DONNA HOSHI MO, KIMI WO TERASU KARAAAAAA

'what is rin doing-' oh she is commiting your lie in April. why?

April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

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