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A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of some dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 10 times more lit.
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
A set of emojis recreating Twitch emotes but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: Ah yes I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of dumb pepega people in the emojis it's Jayden which makes it 8 times more lit
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: Sorry I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor
2. the floor
We used a chair as our asian table.
She laid down on the asian table and we made out.
The word Asian Programs was invented by an “Asian” Nigga called Guapo. Asian programs can be ran to find the @ of “interesting” females on any social media. Also can be described as cheats in video games.
Tray: Using Asian programs, i was finally able to find the perfect midget
Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Generally Parents which are East Asian which
A: Force you to get an A- at minimum or 95%/100%
B: Force you to get a Job which only allows people from Harvard or Oxford University and requires an A minimum
C: Give you Haircuts when you want the complete opposite
D: Can’t take a proper joke
E: Against Western Media and Apps
F: Make you learn Piano and have Extra Tuitioning
G: Very Strict
H: Cheapskates
I: They very clearly have Anger Problems
J: They don’t care if you have a learning disability unless if it’s a physical disability
K: You can’t be angry at them
Asian Kid: MUMMMM, I got a C+/65%
Asian Parents: OMFGGG, I SAID YOU MUST GET A OR ABOVE THEN I WILL BE OKAY
Asian Kid: But the teacher said it was good and I passed and in USA you can get lots of jobs with a C
Asian Parent: STFU, YOU WILL GET A JOB WHICH REQUIRES AN A MINIMUM FROM HARVARD
Asian Kid: But mum, I don’t want to go to Harvard
Asian Parent: JUST STFU, ITS ALL THIS WESTERN MEDIA AND TECH, YOU GETTING EXTRA TUITION
15 years later…….
Asian Kid: Mum you see I’m living a great happy life and I got a C
Asian Parent: WELL ITS NOT A RICH LIFE, GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU