crotch blow out

N: The event when the inner seam of your pants split, tear, or blow apart due to extreme friction.
Best examples of crotch blow out are seen on Raw Denim jeans, corduroy pants, and recalled Lulu Lemon yoga pants.

"Steve has such extreme crotch blow out in his Raw Denim 316 jeans from panning for gold and riding horses all day"

"I saw the most gnarly CBO in yoga this morning when that girl in front of me was doing Downward Facing Dog"

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Jell-o Blow

Powder cocaine (blow) cut with flavored Jell-o drink crystals or other candy-flavored powder.

We need to cut some more Jell-o blow. We're making a killing on New York playgrounds.

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Bicycle Blow Job

When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.

"Dude I totally got a bicycle blow job last night."

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Blow my whistle

Apart from the song by Flo Rida, this means giving a blow job

I played the song; Blow my whistle in the background.My girlfriend is the best. I ate her out the best i could, then we had the best sex ever. But even though she was exhausted, she still blew my whistle amazingly well.

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Fireman's Blow Job

A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.

I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.

We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?

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Hi-Low Blow

The act of holding in a juicy fart while in public, only to sneeze, causing you to involuntarily rip a noisy grumpy at the same time. Usually followed by desperate seat-shuffling or forced awkward conversation in an attempt to conceal embarrassment.

Professor: And so the hypotenuse is equal to the square of . . .
Jim: (Oh God, not now. Why did I eat so many burritos?)
Jack: Dude . . . You alright?
Jim: Ah-CHOO! (flatulates simultaneously) COSINE IS SQUARE ROOTED!!
(Professor squints over his glasses with a puzzled expression. Rest of class stares awkwardly.)
Jack: (sniffs) Dude . . . Did you Hi-Low Blow?

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Pillsbury Blow Boy

The act of receiving a blowjob whilst eating a pillsbury cinnamon roll.

Male 1: Dude this morning I came down stairs and my girlfriend made me some Pillsbury cinnamon rolls.

Male 2: Nice.

Male 1: Yeah and while I was eating one she went down on me!

Male 2: So what you're saying is she gave you a Pillsbury Blow Boy?

Male 1: Precisely.

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