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A person who completes and takes credit for a puzzle they did not start nor contribute to, but places the last few finishing pieces together.
Oscar is such a puzzle pirate; he finished the puzzle I worked on all day.
Girl Have u seen Foxy The Pirates he's the hottest Animated
Bonnie Mine!
Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
*Me playing FNAF 1*
Foxy the Pirate: Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum
Me: aaaaahhhHhhHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHHH
during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!
Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!
A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???
Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”
Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though
Someone who is willing to have intercourse with an animal or is simply attracted towards animals
Josh: Dude, did you hear about john?
Bill: Yeah I did. I hear he fucked a cow. What an animal pirate.
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When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!