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Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.
"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."
A short, chink that is extremely lazy and disrespectful to everyone, including himself
I don't think anyone likes that Christian Denzhel Doria lookin mf.
Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water
“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”
A Christian school who’s middle school has the most stereotypes in Washington State. From bowl cut crackheads to brown hair chicks, Eastside Christian is fit for people who need good teachers but interesting peers. It’s one of the schools that you’ve been dreaming of until you meet your classmates. Curly hair 8th graders that have been banned from sharp objects according to their Psychologist, gingers who laugh as loud as an engine jet, and the most up and down stress level.
“Yo, who’s that one guy with the bowl cut who stresses over all of his classes from time to time who keeps reading Hobbes And Shaw?” “Oh, I think that’s Noah from Eastside Christian School.”
Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"
That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
Is the sexiest motherfucktresse in the world. She takes shit from nobody. Is always the smartest intellectual in the room. She is bad as hell
Dammm… she Christiane’d that
Christiane is the best person you will ever meet. She will always help you whatever it is.
Christianes are well known for their hospitality and amazing cooking and baking skills.
If you have a Christiane in your life, you are more than lucky.
I am the most lucky girl because my mom is a Christiane.
Thank you Christiane you are amazing!