a pink and white thing that rolls in mud and shits bacon
person1: yo look it’s a fuckin cow man
person2: yo that shit is sexier then my girlfriend
A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.
Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”
a animal used for meat/leather/milk.
P.S. If your here to explode this website with horny definitions then please hit your self in the head
person one: hey guess what?
person two :yeah
person one: GUESS WHAT THE WORD COW MEANS
person two: is it a way to fuck someone
person one : NO YOU DIRTY MINDED BITCH IT IS A ANIMAL YOU FUCKING RETARD