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Having a crush on someone but not a big crush you think that their cute but that’s not main crush. If you’re main crush rejects you then your back crush will be your new main crush.
Ralph is my crush but if he rejects me I just go to Mason who is my backup crush
Having a crush on someone you work with. Commonly thinking about it when you see them but never acting on it for fear of causing a work-life drama crisis.
Tanya: oh my gosh I have the biggest work crush on Jeff
Sophie: wait when do you work with him next
When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.
Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"
A relationship between female roommates/soulmates with no romantic attraction; involving 3am giggling fits, prompted by absolutely nothing, and inside jokes so obscure that even the girls involved have forgotten their origins.
Jen and Abby have a really extreme nonsexual girl crush. I hear them giggling all night long, but when I ask what's so funny, all they can say is "It's a doodle with a gizbot!!" The hell?
when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
“Dude I am totally crushing the airport right now.”
while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop
“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”