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August 20th = ask your crush out day!
John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?
Emily: Oh yes!
it’s august 20th you now what that means ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY!!
John: aye you now what day it is
Emily: wait what day is it?
John: it’s august 20th
Emily: what’s happens today?
John: ask your crush out day!
Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!
August 20th = ask your crush out day!
John: aye Emily it’s august 20th ask your crush out day will you go out with me?
Emily: Oh yes!
august 20th = ask your crush out day!!!!
John: hi Emily you now what day it is
Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me
Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!
Bitch go hug ur crush he will fall in love😩🤝
Bryan: go hug ur crush
Jesus: bet
When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
A type of foreplay when a girl tries her best to press a guy on a wall as hard as possible with her butt. The girl has to be positioned in front of her and the guy has to be in the back of her so he gets crushed by her butt crotch-first. The tighter the space the better for this so the guy has more physical pressure applied to him.
Jimmy was enjoying crush play in a tight space with Allison who has a huge butt. With her thick body and big butt applying so much pressure to his thin and gaunt body, he was practically crushed flat from the pressure. Nevertheless he really enjoyed the crush-play with her before they went at it in the bed.