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February 26th is this wonderful holiday
Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
The day to fuck your crush. Skip the small talk get straight to fuckin.
“Hey Sarah”
“Yeah?”
“Its november 10th, national fuck your crush day!”
“Oh bet”
The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.
Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.
Usually used to refer to a celebrity crush. A kind of infatuation taken to the next level - where the person you have a crush on is mostly made up but associated with someone real. Called an Apollonian crush because of the Apollonian temperament which is a thing. People of this temperament are apparently responsible for about 90% of the world's Apollonian crushes. The term was probably coined by someone on reddit.
George has a huge crush on Laura. He likes to dream about the two of them going for long walks on the beach and laughing while talking about old English literature. Unfortunately, Laura hates the beach, and the only reason George thinks she likes old English literature is because she mentioned Shakespeare once. Luckily George's little Apollonian crush will never reach the awkward phase where he gets completely disillusioned and heartbroken when he realizes Laura isn't at all who he thinks she is. They will both go about their daily lives: George having the perfect relationship with her in his head and Laura having no idea he even likes her.
Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!
Me: Heyy, you know what today is?
Crush: no?
Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!
november 16th
when chick-fil-a is the 💣 and your crush is the 💣 so you have to take your crush to chick-fil-a
karen want to go to chick-fil-a?
sure,why?
BECAUSE ITS NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CRUSH TO CHICK-FIL-A DAY
usually when a girl wants to be exactly like another girl. not sexual attraction, rather just jealousy. simpily just wanting to be someone different. the song "girl crush" by little big town, explains the term too.
este: "whats wrong?"
betty: "i have a girl crush"
este: "oh.. so you're gay?"
betty: "no, i just want to be exactly like augustine."