When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?
To fake cry without making tears.
Did you see Amber Turd drying during her testimony? Her face was scrunching up, but she didn't shed a single tear. She even used a Kleenex, but her nose wasn't running!
hard core anal sex with an unlubed penis
the corner store was all out of lube so i had to dry pencil her so hard i chafed
glazer: *name* is the goat and everyone else is mid
person: bro stop dry painting them
A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.
Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"
"Man, my lady gave me a dry bj last night that had me chowdering in seconding."