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When someone posts something on facebook that is meant to get alot of likes, (ie. LMS or tbh ) and nobody likes it.
This almost never happens to popular people.
Guy 1: "Have you seen jennifer's stat? She posted a LMS 4 hours ago and NOBODY liked it haha"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
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Posting Facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.
"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.
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The act of liking every status someone has made late at night or early in the morning to provoke surprise on the victims part when they wake up to over 100 notifications.
Person 1: Goodmorning Facebook... Let's check my notifications
*182*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
*Sam has liked your status*
etc.
Person 1: Someone was Facebook Raping me last nigh while I was asleep.
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n. someone who expresses constant online outrage in support of various progressive causes but provides no genuine, substantive advocacy
He's such a Facebook liberal; his wall posts are full of links to Huff Post and Amnesty Intl, but he hasn't voted in ten years.
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A fella on facebook that kills it for the lulz.
John Smith is big time facebook troll.
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Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
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A guy who's Facebook posts could be that of a girls. This includes the use of excessive smiley faces and other emoticons, and posting all other things that could be considered "gay." Tends to comment a lot, especially on girls' statuses or walls no matter how well he knows them.
Guy 1: Listen to this- "i really love people that lie and try to put you down. they make me smile alot. =)"
Guy 2: What a Facebook queer.
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