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a way to score women on there F- face A- ass T- tits
guy 1- dewdsky look at that chick
guy 2- i would bone that till my wang fell off, FAT system that
guy 1- F- 3/3
A- 3/3
T- 3/4
guy 2- yeah i would bang/fuck/rail/derail/destroy/pound that
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A particularly large person's fat around the opposable thumb region.
That lady was so rotund, her nub fat had two chins.
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The fleshy orbs that inhabit most females shirts. Boobs, Sweater Puppets, Funbags, Chesticles
And after that fine gentleman was nearly spent, he proceeded to skeet all over her sternum fat! I say, it was a first class finishing move!
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One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.
Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!
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celebrating the plus-size body image
In the era of diversity when inclusion is a moral value, plus-size models are the vanguards of fat faming.
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The flabs on the stomach or legs of a fat chick.
Justin: hey zack did you do you girlfriend last night.
Zack: no i couldn't find her vagina so i just grabbed two fat flabs and went at it.
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A giant peen used to hit people won’t fit in the hole
Hey did you see that fat peen
Yes
It won’t fit in the hole
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