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This is when two guys fuck 1 bitch at the same time , 1 in the ass and the guy gets a blowjob. Then they high-Five each other!
Me and john gave sperm belly shelly a hare-wood high-five last nite.
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"Hey man, why is your keyboard so sticky?"
"I had myself a five finger festival of fun."
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Another word for the act of hot and greasy sex with a fat hooker for five dollars.
Person 1: Man yesterday I saw that five dollar fill up you told me about.
Person 2: Did you give her five dollars?
Person 1: Yep, and it was the best sex ever. She even treated me to KFC afterwards.
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To stroke a penis so well the man passes out when he cums
"I gave him the five finger death stroke so well that he was out for days"
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Like a high five but with your foot. Between you and a man with orange hair.
Why would I want to high five a pretty girl when I can low five an orange man with matching slippers in the comfort of my own home?
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Masturbating on an airplane.
On a long flight home from a business trip, Jimmy got extremely horny and needed relief. As he didn’t have a willing partner at hand, he went into the bathroom and joined the mile high-five club.
Term coined by: Matthew Ripley Wright
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Getting fisted while on your period.
I heard that girl got five finger death punched.
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