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a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.
If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."
Refers to being sodomized.
Konrad is getting his/her guts pushed in on his first day at prison. Happy birthday, Konrad.
A phrase used in place of "go for it in a big way." Often results in a high risk, high reward situation.
Friend 1: "I don't know what to do with this extra Cubs ticket."
Friend 2: "Take Jackie."
Friend 1: "I can't. She's a Sox fan."
Friend 2: "You got an extra Cubs hat. Just keep it in your pocket, and at the game, whip it out and put it on her forehead."
Friend 1: "Good idea. I'll do the same with my penis later."
having a wank
the wife had gone out so i slipped my cock into madam palm and her five sisters
a saying karl jacobs uses.
whenever something ends with “her” and you wanna make someone laugh say “*word*? i hardly know her”
“bleacher? i hardly know her”
You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?
Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"
What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?