moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods

Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.

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Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

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Rice Cakes

A slang word for condoms.

Hey Bob, lets play MInecraft. Sorry Mike, I can't right now. I have to go pick up some rice cakes for the "movie night" that Sara and I are having later.

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Cake Eater

White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.

Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!

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Hoe Cake

A bitch ass nigga who is always buyin bitches thangs, a captain-save-a-hoe.

That ninja Jeff bought that bitch a Benzo. He's a Hoe Cake.

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Drake's Cake

When someone takes a massive shit and it resembles a box of something from the Drake's Cakes pastry line. ie Yodels, Devil Dogs, or Ring Dings.

Dude 1: Oh man I can feel my schvinkter pulsing like a heartbeat, I gonna have to drop a Drake's Cake when we get back to your house.

Dude 2: Why the hell didn't you go at Taco Bell.

Dude 1: Dude, this is in no way, shape, or form a duecington for the likes of a public restroom.

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get caked

To be pwned.

In laymans terms: To be severely beaten in a video game or other activity

Get Caked noob your soo bad at this game !

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