Jessie Car

A nickname for a girl named Jessica.
Can be mixed up with different types of transport to form Jessie Van, Jessie Bike, Jessie-go-round, wherever the mood takes you.

Carl: Hey Jessie Car!

Jessica: No, it's Jessie Hearse today. A relative died.

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car fetish

so basically this is a disease cause basically people who got this fetish will soon like to watch cars in porn sites and this disease is very weird i should say i mean...
who wants to watch car vids on porn sites
ay

oy lad you have a car fetish ay?

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long car rides

The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours

"Oh my god i love long car rides."

"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."

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Dirty Bumper Car

When a man is smooshing with a woman in the doggystyle position, she defecates all over his waistline, and he continues to have sex with her; smashing the feces all over the two of them, while ramming each other like bumper cars

After an insane night at the bar, Bob Combo was nailing some strange from behind, when all of a sudden the coyote ugly shit all over his man pubes. Bob contemplated quitting, but instead he just kept on trucking. Ultimately giving the chubby vixen her first dirty bumper car.

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Kelowna Car Life

A fictitious place where eccentric immature Okanaganers who drive motorcars modified to the point of no return, can find solace with others who hate cars equally and share the same appreciation for dope shit, bad jokes and run-on sentences.

Come check out Kelowna Car Life some time; It's the Dope!

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Changzhou Car Wash

Named in honour of a town in China where water sports have achieved a well deserved notoriety, the Changzhou Car Wash refers to the act of drinking large quantities of beer, leaving the bar and finding a suitible vehicle to pee on, and then engageing in sexual intercourse on said vehicle, missionary position.

I got right hammed up last night, drank a shit load of beer, then convinced my girlfriend to go outside for a Changzhou Car Wash.

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Turkish Car Wreck

After receiving fellatio, the man ejaculates into the woman's face, then bounces her head off a door jam.

She gave good head, but the turkish car wreck went well...

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