When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.
I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!
A phrase used when speakething to a Indian pear. This is also a form of dance.
Brian said to Ratesh, "Wassup my Ring Uh Ding!"
A condition involving discomfort or burning in the rectal area caused by eating spicy foods.
“Those peppers are hot, watch out for ring demon!”
“I got a case of ring demon from those ghost pepper wings.”
A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.
Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?
or
Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!
Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.
Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.
An unwiped asshole with fudge dripping out of it at all times.
Guy 1: dude I bet your nervous. Guy 2: yeah my choco ring is puckered.
a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.
Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.