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We really have to take a ride in the old out of date dodge ram, I want the Mercedes
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The guys job is to compliment your date and to make sure she doesn't trip up the stairs
Guy: you look beautiful, don't fall over and fuck your face up
leavers date
It's the absolute best date you will ever be on. You will be treated with respect, everything will be paid for, and the dude is totally gay. He's just doing it to look straight.
Jenny: I'm going on a date with Justin tonight.
Alicia: you know it's a beard date, right?
Marquisha: Get that good date girl! You deserve it.
When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.
"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.
person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.
Dating more than one person at a time.
She went out with John on Wednesday and Peter on Thursday, she loves her american style dating.
When lonely man spunks into his sock
Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while