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Olivia is ring it’s mate before date
Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate
When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona
Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.
It's the date between the first and second date. This only applies when the second date has been meticulously planned and you don't want to bump it to the third date. This is the date where the magic happens.
Tina invited me out to the festival before our second date, I guess that's the 1 1/2th date as we had great plans for our second date.
A loser date is what happens when you try to organize a group event, with lots of people. The hype is there for the week or so building up, everyone is keen. The day finally rolls around but no one ends up coming apart from two people, those two who actually turn up are therefore on a loser date.
You know how I was totally excited about the 'drunk croquet'event everyone from work was going to this Friday?
Well turns out nobody actually came because they were too broke and lame, it ended up just being Allan and myself going on a loser date but it was STILL AWESOME.
1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship
2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
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Going to the gym to pick up girls.
Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."
someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.
Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.