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A lesbian who is tired of eating pussy, but will not give into dick. A Vegan Carpet Muncher may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. She may eat the occasional steak just to not eat pussy. A Vegan Carpet Muncher has troubles admitting she is a Carpet Muncher, after being a Vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular Carpet Muncher. To spot a Vegan Carpet Muncher just watch for the girls who never eat any pussy, only say, kissing, dildo playing, never any licking of any such.
Christie- So I hear your a Carpet Muncher?
Lori- No, I'm a Vegan Carpet Muncher.
Christie? A what?
Lori- I don't like pussy.
Christie- So then your not a lesbian?
Lori- No, I am. I just don't like pussy.
Christie- So your a Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher?
Lori- Yep!!
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Very hot lesbian's fingering each other.
Damn did you see that aphrodite lesbian finger fuck porn?
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The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.
My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!
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The way one looks after getting a haircut in which enough hair is left to make them look like a lesbian.
Dude, that haircut will look awesome after the post-haircut lesbian look dies down a little bit.
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A lesbian, but one of the ugly ones with hair that makes them look like a dude that is typically died pink or blue.
Russ the type of guy to simp over an ugly ass lesbian dyke
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Stephanie Palmowski. Name originated from the K-Dubb G-Unit Rydahz.
Stephanie is a fat truck driving lesbian.
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simply the best comeback in any situation ever
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
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