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magic merge

The act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.

"On the way to work this morning I almost got in a wreck when this bitch just magic merged right in front of me!"

by terafunker July 19, 2009


Crisco Magic

When you get some man goo in your eye and start seeing the magic happen when really you're just stuck in someones fictional world.

Hey Fli, go give um the ol Crisco Magic for me, will ya?

by Ookami619 July 25, 2021


The Super Magical Eight

a groupe of 8 people consisting of three astronomical girls and five orgasmic boys. The girls and one of the boys are the only ones that know about this group, but eventually, the whole eight will know. People are very jealous of this group of hotties. You could compare them to the movie "Normal Adolescent Behavior" except, they do not do crazy sexual acts with all of them at once.

"I wish i was in The Super Magical Eight, then I'd always have someone to hang out with. They're so lucky that they are the coolest people ever, and they don't even have to try!"

"Yeah, but if you were in TSM8 then it would be TSP9, and that just couldn't work."

*sighs in mourning her loss of orgasmicastronominality by being rejected from the supermagical eight*

by emcubed July 3, 2008

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magic string

Flexing your penis while making a pulling motion with your hand. Giving the illusion that the penis is being pulled by a sting.

I'd like to show her the magic string.

Women generally ask if they can pull the string. Tell them no

by Mr. Brezlin January 16, 2016


The "Magic word(s)"

Most moms say this as a way to get their kids to mind their Ps and Qs. But really the magic word(s) are "HEY THIS IS LIBRARY" It means "mind your Ps and Qs" or "Say please" to get children to say their manners.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the "magic word(s)"!

by ShhShhShh July 4, 2023


Magical Muffin

A Muffin full of drugs or sweets, that makes people think it is magical, therefore buying or eating more.

"Here Tim, eat my Muffin"

"Wow, it's a Magical Muffin, I can see what's gonna happen in the future"

by BishopBaggins June 29, 2013


Faggotry Magic

The slur used to describe a gay magician.

โ€œThis guy knows how to do the Faggotry magic.

by Psunoj July 19, 2024