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A city full of grown ass adults who act like children. It's very rare you meet someone in Birmingham that acts their own age. Nobody here has any dignity or respect for anyone or anything. the locals all dick ride each other and will treat you like shit if you're not from there. Everybody loves drama and picking fights for no reason. Definitely The biggest shithole in the southeast.
Fuck Birmingham, alabama
When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing
Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub
Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck
Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler
If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.
She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.
A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?
Andrew served Geoff a plate of Alabama Poutine as a prank.
I don’t think I could eat alabama poutine even if cum was only on a few fries.